to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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