Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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