i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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