So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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