Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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