i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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