some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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