His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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