his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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