You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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