you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You don't make any sense
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