Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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