He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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