I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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