It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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