try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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