White coat. Heels.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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