do herpes really smell.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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