Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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