The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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