you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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