What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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