You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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