He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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