The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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