He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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