why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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