It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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