Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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