did you get engaged???
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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