is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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