if you like me you must not know who I am
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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