Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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