At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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