would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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