I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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