He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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