she was so not down for the gang bang
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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