Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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