Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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