I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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