Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I've blown a few things in my day
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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