I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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