im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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