operation harelip BJ is a go
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Randomize
