So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
do nipples grow back?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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