I just made out with a guy for $7.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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