Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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