i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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