i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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