Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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