Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
she looked like the before picture.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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