I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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