You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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