I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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