Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Oh Jesus.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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