ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Your dad touched me again.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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