do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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