My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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